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This short little fucker just tried to pick a fight with me, what a brave little hobbit!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by sorryclotpole (man)

I feel like I am riding on Yoshi like this… Join me!

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid thing to want to do

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Jul 22, 2012 07:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

Can you tell me who I am?

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable

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May 11, 2012 06:19 PM - Love - by dangerman (man)

"I`m a terrible dancer. I need to be really drunk and see a beautiful girl over there. It was a way of getting close to a girl without having to speak because always, whenever I opened my mouth, they would leave. So, dancing was a chance to keep them close."
- Diego Luna

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Apr 20, 2012 10:01 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

when I'm drunk I like to sing the Rigga Ding Dong Song.,

Ah digga ding ding ding digga ding ding ding,
ah digga dang dang dang dagga dang dang dang,
ah digga dong dong dong dagga dong dong dong,
ah dagga dong dong dong da dong...! :)

my boyfriend hates it...and I like to annoy him! :)

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Apr 10, 2012 08:15 PM - Love - by heyholetsgo (woman)

Jimmy drunk for his first time. me: Jimmy, how are you feeling?
Jimmy: I feel so heavy...don't like this at all! Dan how do I turn this off?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by fizzyhanging (man)

Where da hoes at?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by compassionatebumbailey (man)

Sorry about the penis.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by waterunadvised (man)

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