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She wants my young throbbing cock.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by scrumpyplastic (man)

I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Well..fuck this shit, i'm going to space!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by dismalflea (man)

"I wasnt that drunk!" dude, you called 911 and yelled "shawty's fire burning on the dance floor!"

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by belonghere (man)

'I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE! (screaming)' ^^

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Apr 7, 2012 05:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by homersimpson (man)

gosh..I'd never do crack... I' never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, ok?

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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by llcoolj (woman)

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
-Diogenes

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Apr 15, 2012 10:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by llcoolj (man)

Beer has calories?, I guess I didn't notice because I don't wear a skirt"

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by blue (man)

why is this table bumping into me so much?

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Apr 12, 2012 10:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by slick4545 (woman)

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