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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

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Jun 13, 2012 06:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I make that accelerator my bitch!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by riojagrubby (man)

I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

i wasnt that drunk...dude, you told asked me how far is the drive home when we were at ur house!

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Jun 4, 2012 09:07 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

Me: This glass smells like sour ass.
Friend: *giggles* how do you know how sour ass smells like?

Me: I ate your mom's ass

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by YMCMB (woman)

Don't harrass me. I got a pussy I decide if you get lucky!

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Hate - by foundlove (woman)

he told me he's bisexual...but i think he's half-lying.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by anxiousgiglet (man)

gosh..I'd never do crack... I' never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, ok?

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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by llcoolj (woman)

my cousin: from a scale from 1 to drunk, how drunk are you?`
some dude: black on black, on black, on black! boom! *mumbling*

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

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