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Look! bra, yo, bra! bra! I'm a lefty! That's why one of my balls is a lot bigger than the other one! Look!

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Apr 19, 2012 07:02 PM - Health - by flanderama (man)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

if sex is bad..then what's good?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by pepsipoor (woman)

if i hug you, will you deodorize that man?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by assurednit (woman)

I have boobs, does anyone want to touch them?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Sex - by uneasyknave (woman)

So raise your glass… oh shit I spilled on myself.

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Jun 21, 2012 06:05 PM - Party - by roofer (woman)

slow down, b! oh.....i shit on myself!

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Jul 11, 2012 12:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by huhuboy (man)

Simon says, clap your hands...now Simon says, touch my dick!.. C'mon don't be a poor sport!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Sex - by letyougo (man)

Jimmy drunk for his first time. me: Jimmy, how are you feeling?
Jimmy: I feel so heavy...don't like this at all! Dan how do I turn this off?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by fizzyhanging (man)

Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

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