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Don't harrass me. I got a pussy I decide if you get lucky!

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Hate - by foundlove (woman)

'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of his dick!'

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by crobar (woman)

Erry day erry day!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by gleefulpignut (woman)

Everybody's bullying Abby for being so damn good looking...one day she got drunk and snapped, saying:

'I hope you guys get necrotizing fasciitis and cancer at the same time!'

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May 14, 2012 06:47 PM - Hate - by Anonymous (woman)

I made a drink so smooth it went down like butter.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Party - by leelothbitch (woman)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer J. Simpson

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I was behind someone drunk driving all the way home. Then I realized I was having an out of body experience! xD

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Apr 14, 2012 10:59 PM - Health - by ken (woman)

She'd be so cute if she wasn't so fat

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by fantagaudy (man)

I have a 3.9 GPA from College, but they all just want to grab my ass!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Party - by killer (woman)

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