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*angry* MOM! I'M A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

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Aug 5, 2012 01:19 PM - Miscellaneous - by yolo (man)

Me: You're not going to set my mittens on fire.
Mikayla: They'd be toasty warm.

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Jun 26, 2012 10:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

Can you tell me who I am?

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

thomas: hey, what's up you sheep fucker?' brandon replies: 'hey what's up you sheep?'

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Party - by showtime (man)

look guys, I'm pickupable!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Sex - by hurtlout (woman)

What is he thinking? I know he's had more ass than a toilet seat.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by intimidatedstool (man)

I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

my vagina smells funky.

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Apr 10, 2012 08:04 PM - Sex - by balodaman (woman)

Lick my shirt! Come on!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

She squishes when she sits

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by cocacolaunbecoming (woman)

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