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my cute sister: 'huh? what, what what? why doesn’t the earth fall down?'

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Apr 12, 2012 11:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

*yelling* treeeees. *takes a breath* treeeeeeees! *shows no reaction for 20 sec* treeeeeeeeeeeees! :D

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Jun 28, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by rangerman (woman)

she smelled like passion fruit, lemon zest, and ky jelly.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by applejuicetense (woman)

*My buddy's drunk masturbation confessions* dude, every time I jerkoff my balls start to hurt. Aaaaaargh! :D

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Jul 7, 2012 10:24 PM - Sex - by blueshorts (woman)

I'm hard to get. I have standards, bitch. *girl's rubbing her tits on his face* 'ok, let's roll'!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

'I'm almost a virgin' 'uh, what?' *giggles* 'ah, forget it...'

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by the chicken (woman)

Why are cars blue? They should be yellow. Yeah. Yellow. *starts crying*

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (man)

Sorry for paaaaarty rockin.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by gratefulmaggotpie (man)

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by uncomfortablebug (woman)

taylor.....i know that i've been throwing up all over the place, but i'd really like to suck on your tits

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by glory (man)

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