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kid who looked 15: 'girl lemme get yo numba!'
woman: 'how old are you?'
kid: 'old enough to tap that!'

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by irritatedwheyface (man)

me: I wasn't that drunk.
my friend: dude, you threw my hamster, saying 'go pikachu'!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:29 PM - Party - by wearyfustilarian (man)

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Fuck me running! Better have another first.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Health - by pleasantvarlot (woman)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

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Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

fuck ma'am...I wanna go to beer land!

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Apr 12, 2012 09:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by ryanrainforest (man)

Can you tell me who I am?

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

*sings* 'up and down, turn around...' *stops singing* 'let me touch your ass!'

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Apr 16, 2012 06:49 PM - Sex - by stevie (man)

aaaarrrghhhh that hurts

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Apr 7, 2012 10:01 PM - Hate - by Anonymous (man)

Simon says, clap your hands...now Simon says, touch my dick!.. C'mon don't be a poor sport!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Sex - by letyougo (man)

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