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a friend of mine: 'dude, just wash your thumb, index and middle finger after you piss. that'll do it!'

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Apr 14, 2012 10:59 PM - Health - by lilwayne (man)

"I wasnt that drunk!" dude, you called 911 and yelled "shawty's fire burning on the dance floor!"

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

I still want to see the naked cartwheel!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by lustyputtock (woman)

*my sister, fucked up* I have no plans. Hello, I'm Becky. Party hardy! Let's uh...uh..talk about your nooose, uh..

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by bustout (woman)

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid thing to want to do

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Jul 22, 2012 07:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

Drinking will resume *singing* in the name of looove!

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Party - by country (man)

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Where's the paper towel? I have to pee.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by livelyratsbane (man)

You're annoying! Suck on your titties!

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May 17, 2012 02:57 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

Thank home! I'm god!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by watersour (man)

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