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Me: u sure everythings as usual in your boxer there?
Him (sitting next to a girl he's flirting with): oh yes, u could roast a marshmallow on this badboy now!

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Sex - by Crisso (man)

look guys, I'm pickupable!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Sex - by hurtlout (woman)

Remember. Boys just want your promiscuous body, ok? Why don't you click your high heels together 3 times and go suck some dick!

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Jun 18, 2012 11:22 PM - Hate - by letyougo (woman)

I'm way too drunk to not be having sex tonight

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by whiskeyunderstood (man)

storms leave 2 million without power...light em up!

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Jul 1, 2012 06:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (man)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer J. Simpson

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

just found out i slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Hate - by positiveharpy (man)

she smelled like passion fruit, lemon zest, and ky jelly.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by applejuicetense (woman)

when I'm drunk I like to sing the Rigga Ding Dong Song.,

Ah digga ding ding ding digga ding ding ding,
ah digga dang dang dang dagga dang dang dang,
ah digga dong dong dong dagga dong dong dong,
ah dagga dong dong dong da dong...! :)

my boyfriend hates it...and I like to annoy him! :)

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Apr 10, 2012 08:15 PM - Love - by heyholetsgo (woman)

Kiss me I'm irish? Blow me I'm drunk!

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Apr 15, 2012 03:48 PM - Sex - by ken (man)

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