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a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

im not drunk,i think im drunk as you think i am.

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

my french room mate lets everybody know that she is "bumber one"... meaning 'number one'. where the fuck did she pick this shit up? hahaha

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Apr 10, 2012 08:11 PM - Miscellaneous - by shenanigans (woman)

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
-Winston Churchill

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Jul 16, 2012 10:10 AM - Love - by zeduljui (man)

Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

When I look into this mirror, I dont see me, I see...this song

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by isolatedvassal (woman)

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by uncomfortablebug (woman)

I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

my buddy was putting his girlfriends lipstick on and asked me if I thought his was pretty. ^^

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
-Dean Martin

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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