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“‎”I wasn’t THAT drunk..”
“dude.. you were in my room yelling ‘NEVER’ at my Justin Bieber posters..”

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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Party - by stranger (man)

the car is wearing pants. My car has leather exterior.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by joyfulhaggard (man)

i wasnt that drunk...dude, you told asked me how far is the drive home when we were at ur house!

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Jun 4, 2012 09:07 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

I'll sober up when I'm behind the wehhl.

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Aug 2, 2012 01:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

strange...this vodka tastes like alcohol!

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May 10, 2012 07:58 PM - Party - by glory (man)

I’d fuck his hair. Hard.

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Jun 21, 2012 06:07 PM - Party - by livebob (woman)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by belonghere (man)

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!

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Jun 14, 2012 05:38 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

When I was in the Air Force I told my friend who asked why I was laying on the floor with my arms wrapped around the legs of a chair..

"I have to hang on so I dont fall out of the dorms"

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Pete, I respect you, but please just let me pull your girl's hair, ok?

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Party - by zombiebeebob (man)

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