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- so why are you laying on the floor?
- don't you smell the coffee? it's down here!

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Aug 3, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nut
beer nut are a $1.50
and deer nuts are under a buck

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Miscellaneous - by tuxedo_joe (man)

do you ever wonder why cheese is so tasty sometimes?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by jackdanielschildlike (man)

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)

I just saw pete trying to drink his sandwich and bite his coke! hahahaha! It looked like he sucked a dick and then one of his teeth fell out, ouch!

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Apr 14, 2012 04:23 PM - Party - by lilwayne (man)

I have drunk, and seen the spider

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Jul 14, 2012 02:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of his dick!'

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by crobar (woman)

obama is ma mama

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

Sorry about the penis.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by waterunadvised (man)

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