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i'll bet you 100 bucks...or anal!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by redbullslim (woman)

officer: say ur abc's backwards.
me: I couldn't even do that if i wasn't drunk, officer :)

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by apprehensivepigeonegg (man)

I had sex with a deaf, drunk chick once..... I talked her into it!

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by affection (man)

*my sister, fucked up* I have no plans. Hello, I'm Becky. Party hardy! Let's uh...uh..talk about your nooose, uh..

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by bustout (woman)

obama is ma mama

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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Jul 24, 2012 02:24 PM - Party - by zabzab (man)

I am boner man!

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Sex - by gloria (man)

my brother: i wasn't that drunk.
me: dude u were asking the dog why he killed ahmed!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by exhaustedwaterfly (man)

I fucked my husbands bestfriend while he watched, and he loved it.

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Jun 9, 2012 10:47 AM - Sex - by Anonymous (woman)

I have too many boyfriends.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Love - by scotchstereotyped (woman)

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