We decided to surprise you and offer you some Amazing Giveaways – a $10, $25 and $50 Gift Card for Amazon!

The Gift Cards will be given to three of the first 1.000 Facebook Fans! All you have to do to enter this competition is to like us on Facebook.

Anyone (worldwide) can participate. Good luck!

  What do you say when you're drunk?

Submit your story


Your nickname:
Categories:
Gender:

Random Stories

Sort: All Time | Today Only | This Week | This Month | This Year

Kiss me I'm irish? Blow me I'm drunk!

#136
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 15, 2012 03:48 PM - Sex - by ken (man)

a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

#189
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

She wasn't hot. But she wasn't a hunchback, I'll tell to you that.

#22
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Sex - by nervousflapdragon (man)

'Hey, I can put my whole fist in my mouth!' 'yes!' 'let me see' *puts her finger in her ear* 'awwwww you silly goose'

#216
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

Do they even have raping in Canada? *laughter* I mean rapping…

#289
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 24, 2012 03:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

omg why is there a hand up my skirt...

#6
0 Comments

Like (13) - Dislike (2)

Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by stressedscut (woman)

Fuck me running! Better have another first.

#18
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Health - by pleasantvarlot (woman)

I drink booze because it makes the tears taste less bitter

-Ted the lawyer on Scrubs

#174
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

#273
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (1)

Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Why did you come out of the bathroom with ranch dressing?

#45
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by gloriousmiscreant (man)

Your account
Username Password  Remember Me