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i sware to drunk that im not god

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

we need more booze in here. bartender! give me 5 shots or I'll call obama!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Party - by the chicken (man)

Wooohooo! Let's play twister! *in the club*

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

Bend over woman...I'll drive

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by tizermaterialistic (man)

what seems to be the officer, problem?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by disgustedapplejohn (woman)

I have boobs, does anyone want to touch them?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Sex - by uneasyknave (woman)

So raise your glass… oh shit I spilled on myself.

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Jun 21, 2012 06:05 PM - Party - by roofer (woman)

Sorry for paaaaarty rockin.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by gratefulmaggotpie (man)

I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

'fuck, i dropped your ipad....' 'don't worry, i'm rich! throw it out of the window, son!' *serious face...* 'I will download a new one. It's convenient.'

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Miscellaneous - by meanandguilty (man)

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