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officer: how high are you?
me: no officer, it's hi how are you.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by distractedhornbeast (man)

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by uncomfortablebug (woman)

I've never been to British.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by pinacoladakindly (woman)

Sorry about the penis.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by waterunadvised (man)

What did I tell you my name was?

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by greatmumblenews (woman)

I'm way too drunk to not be having sex tonight

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by whiskeyunderstood (man)

my buddy: I wasn't THAT drunk.
me: dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single...

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by flatunique (man)

Thank home! I'm god!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by watersour (man)

omg why is there a hand up my skirt...

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by stressedscut (woman)

Who do I have to blow to get some respect around here?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Sex - by rapturousmeasle (woman)

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