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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by belonghere (man)

If your going to get me a beer get me one!

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by brit (woman)

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Apr 14, 2012 08:55 PM - Health - by ken (man)

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

–Henny Youngman

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Apr 23, 2012 06:23 PM - Health - by stranger (woman)


A long time ago I thought I should quit drinking....
so I stopped thinking

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Health - by loveafterwar (man)

Hold on, I'm vibrating.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by hennessyoverjoyed (woman)

if sex is bad..then what's good?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by pepsipoor (woman)

I am boner man!

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Sex - by gloria (man)

i wanna put my dick in your glass, girl!

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Apr 13, 2012 08:19 PM - Sex - by runner (man)

She's fat! I'm drunk! It's on!

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Apr 14, 2012 06:01 PM - Sex - by ken (man)

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