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stop peeing on me!

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Apr 7, 2012 10:00 PM - Hate - by marryx (man)

I'm drunk and you are still ugly!

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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

im not drunk,....im sober as a jober!

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

Responsible Drinking? WTF? That's an oxymoron!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

Lick my shirt! Come on!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

*my buddy at a concert* Piss on you! Piss on you all!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (man)

my super uptight girlfriend, at the top of their voice: 'flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!'
you should've seen it..hahaha I laughed myself to tears! LMFAO!

#104
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Apr 10, 2012 08:07 PM - Party - by farmerpete59 (woman)

I just took more shots than Kobe! *tumbling like a fool*

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Apr 12, 2012 10:13 PM - Party - by shubidu (man)

That makes less sense than how OJ got off

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

I got in a truck with this guy one time and I looked and he didn't have a rear view mirror. I said `You don't have a rear view mirror.' He said, `I don't back up son, I go forward.' And that's how I live my life.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

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