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he told me he's bisexual...but i think he's half-lying.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by anxiousgiglet (man)

Me: u sure everythings as usual in your boxer there?
Him (sitting next to a girl he's flirting with): oh yes, u could roast a marshmallow on this badboy now!

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Sex - by Crisso (man)

*sings* 'up and down, turn around...' *stops singing* 'let me touch your ass!'

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Apr 16, 2012 06:49 PM - Sex - by stevie (man)

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by babyboo (woman)

I have too many boyfriends.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Love - by scotchstereotyped (woman)

Erry day erry day!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by gleefulpignut (woman)

I'm not drunk!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)

*singing* Hold Me Closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

u wish you could dance like me, mothafuckaaaa! *dances like a retard* -a random drunk dude

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

jim: no, no, no im not DRUNK!..
me: 'man, cut the bullshit son.. you asked my mexican friend for a map to get home. and why do you call her Dora?

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Apr 13, 2012 09:53 PM - Party - by dog (man)

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