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tigers are the zebras of heaven

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Love - by babyboo (woman)

Who invented the door?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Hate - by expectantcanker (man)

omg, why do stupid people breed?

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Apr 12, 2012 11:24 PM - Hate - by scienceproject2 (woman)

I drink booze because it makes the tears taste less bitter

-Ted the lawyer on Scrubs

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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

Where da hoes at?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by compassionatebumbailey (man)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by revengefulmaltworm (man)

I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

beer has female hormones! when i drunk, I'm talking shit only and drive like a total bitch!

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Apr 12, 2012 09:44 PM - Party - by duncan (man)

Damn I get wasted so much..they call me puke.

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Apr 14, 2012 02:54 PM - Party - by readytosling (woman)

I just saw pete trying to drink his sandwich and bite his coke! hahahaha! It looked like he sucked a dick and then one of his teeth fell out, ouch!

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Apr 14, 2012 04:23 PM - Party - by lilwayne (man)

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