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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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I see drunk people!

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Apr 15, 2012 03:48 PM - Party - by ken (man)

gosh..I'd never do crack... I' never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, ok?

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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by llcoolj (woman)

what my girlfriend said the other day: 'rrrampant butt seks!' :D

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Apr 19, 2012 07:02 PM - Party - by godzilla (woman)

Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Yes ocifer, I has an ID.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Cop: "Have u been drinking". Pabst: "No Sir, well it depends on your definition of drinking

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

Girl A: Hey that guy is cute! I'm gonna go say hi
Girl B: Okay! Have fun
Girl A: *walks away to guy*
Girl B: *takes another drink and turns to watch friend*
Girl A: *sloppy makeout with cute guy*
Girl B: What the hell "Girl A"?!?! *grabs Girl A and takes her away*
Girl A: Hey! I was talking to him!

#164
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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

-wow this drink is really strong
--that's cause you put 1/4 a bottle of captain in it
-naah it's just all concentrated at the top
-(holds up empty bottle)
--hey where'd my rum go???

#167
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Apr 22, 2012 12:51 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

I don't have a drinking problem.. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, NO PROBLEM!

#169
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Apr 23, 2012 06:22 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (woman)

im not drunk, you shilly sit!

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Party - by belonghere (woman)

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