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Don't harrass me. I got a pussy I decide if you get lucky!

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Hate - by foundlove (woman)

*my sister, fucked up* I have no plans. Hello, I'm Becky. Party hardy! Let's uh...uh..talk about your nooose, uh..

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by bustout (woman)

'Hey, I can put my whole fist in my mouth!' 'yes!' 'let me see' *puts her finger in her ear* 'awwwww you silly goose'

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

I have a 3.9 GPA from College, but they all just want to grab my ass!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Party - by killer (woman)

Call me! Or give me your dick.

#208
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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Sex - by thatsbetter (woman)

Why are there no hot guys around? *does a somersault*

#220
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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (woman)

'I'm almost a virgin' 'uh, what?' *giggles* 'ah, forget it...'

#218
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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by the chicken (woman)

Everybody's bullying Abby for being so damn good looking...one day she got drunk and snapped, saying:

'I hope you guys get necrotizing fasciitis and cancer at the same time!'

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May 14, 2012 06:47 PM - Hate - by Anonymous (woman)

If I had a penis, I'd envision it in your mouth. And it's not dirty, so it doesn't really count.

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May 14, 2012 06:25 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

yes...right....huh...I'm the green traffic sign. I must be the green traffic sign.

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May 14, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by stronger (woman)

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