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I hate Seattle. They should burn it like Rome, you know what I'm saying?

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May 13, 2012 12:00 PM - Hate - by bustout (woman)

You funny fucker. I'm gonna shit in your pants!

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May 13, 2012 12:00 PM - Party - by bustout (woman)

If your going to get me a beer get me one!

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by brit (woman)

im not drunk, you shilly sit!

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Party - by belonghere (woman)

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by babyboo (woman)

tigers are the zebras of heaven

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Love - by babyboo (woman)

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

–Henny Youngman

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Apr 23, 2012 06:23 PM - Health - by stranger (woman)

I don't have a drinking problem.. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, NO PROBLEM!

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Apr 23, 2012 06:22 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (woman)

Yes ocifer, I has an ID.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

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