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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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When I was in the Air Force I told my friend who asked why I was laying on the floor with my arms wrapped around the legs of a chair..

"I have to hang on so I dont fall out of the dorms"

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

I got in a truck with this guy one time and I looked and he didn't have a rear view mirror. I said `You don't have a rear view mirror.' He said, `I don't back up son, I go forward.' And that's how I live my life.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

I haven't drank for an entire day. I've drank for 18 straight hours but never an entire day.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

That makes less sense than how OJ got off

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

If it wasnt for drinking I'd have a lot more alcohol

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

what my girlfriend said the other day: 'rrrampant butt seks!' :D

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Apr 19, 2012 07:02 PM - Party - by godzilla (woman)

*what a random guy said to me yesterday* 'are you lady gaga? no? well..fuck you and your make up! tone it down! uuuh...'

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Apr 17, 2012 05:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by dukeyhun (woman)

this house party is awesome! :) where are my high heels?

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Party - by titfortat (woman)

obama is ma mama

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

gosh..I'd never do crack... I' never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, ok?

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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by llcoolj (woman)

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