We decided to surprise you and offer you some Amazing Giveaways – a $10, $25 and $50 Gift Card for Amazon!

The Gift Cards will be given to three of the first 1.000 Facebook Fans! All you have to do to enter this competition is to like us on Facebook.

Anyone (worldwide) can participate. Good luck!

  What do you say when you're drunk?

Submit your story


Your nickname:
Categories:
Gender:

Stories submitted by women

Sort: All Time | Today Only | This Week | This Month | This Year

I was behind someone drunk driving all the way home. Then I realized I was having an out of body experience! xD

#134
0 Comments

Like (6) - Dislike (0)

Apr 14, 2012 10:59 PM - Health - by ken (woman)

Damn I get wasted so much..they call me puke.

#128
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 14, 2012 02:54 PM - Party - by readytosling (woman)

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

#124
0 Comments

Like (3) - Dislike (0)

Apr 13, 2012 02:27 PM - Health - by runner (woman)

'what do you do?' - 'ass model'.

#123
0 Comments

Like (3) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 11:27 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

my cute sister: 'huh? what, what what? why doesn’t the earth fall down?'

#122
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 11:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

fuck! my credit card is stuck in my computer!

#121
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 11:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

omg, why do stupid people breed?

#120
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 11:24 PM - Hate - by scienceproject2 (woman)

my buddy to his 86 year old grandmother: 'shake that ass, girl!'

#118
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 11:12 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

why is this table bumping into me so much?

#117
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 10:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by slick4545 (woman)

awww, you pussy magnet! i can resist anything but temptation. kiss me!

#116
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Apr 12, 2012 10:34 PM - Love - by calculatorist (woman)

Your account
Username Password  Remember Me