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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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why is my ear under my arm?

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Apr 11, 2012 03:22 PM - Health - by errireria (woman)

'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of his dick!'

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by crobar (woman)

when I'm drunk I like to sing the Rigga Ding Dong Song.,

Ah digga ding ding ding digga ding ding ding,
ah digga dang dang dang dagga dang dang dang,
ah digga dong dong dong dagga dong dong dong,
ah dagga dong dong dong da dong...! :)

my boyfriend hates it...and I like to annoy him! :)

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Apr 10, 2012 08:15 PM - Love - by heyholetsgo (woman)

my french room mate lets everybody know that she is "bumber one"... meaning 'number one'. where the fuck did she pick this shit up? hahaha

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Apr 10, 2012 08:11 PM - Miscellaneous - by shenanigans (woman)

my super uptight girlfriend, at the top of their voice: 'flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!'
you should've seen it..hahaha I laughed myself to tears! LMFAO!

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Apr 10, 2012 08:07 PM - Party - by farmerpete59 (woman)

my vagina smells funky.

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Apr 10, 2012 08:04 PM - Sex - by balodaman (woman)

Wooohooo! Let's play twister! *in the club*

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

Lick my shirt! Come on!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

Responsible Drinking? WTF? That's an oxymoron!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)

*singing* Hold Me Closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

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